{"id":53,"date":"2005-02-06T23:05:06","date_gmt":"2005-02-06T17:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fakedevil.com\/blog\/wp\/?p=53"},"modified":"2005-02-06T23:05:06","modified_gmt":"2005-02-06T17:35:06","slug":"vday-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Vday 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does all guys have problems finding gifts for their girlfriends? I have finally formulaise the problem that I am facing into a general scenerio for all guys&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>1) IF Girlfriend is rich goto step (2) ELSE goto step (3)<br \/>\n2) IF Girlfriend is practical goto step (5) ELSE goto step (4)<br \/>\n3) YOU ARE IN LUCK because it is most probable that she have some things that she would love to have and havent buy yet.. quick go buy for her!!!<br \/>\n4) Although your girlfriend is rich.. she still loves those impractical sentimental gifts so you are not dead yet..<br \/>\n5) Thats it for you.. she is richer than you and doesnt want those impractical gifts.. the only thing you can do now is to ensure her a great time on vday..<\/p>\n<p>So which category do you belong to? :tongue1 <\/p>\n<p>Anyway.. we will be spending a very simple v-day together.. maybe just a movie and dinner.. tml will be going to check out my shortlisted resturants see gd a not.. :beam1 V-day is so over rated.. still all girls love to receive flowers on that day.. i strongly believe that this is all due to a girl&#8217;s nature of being easily jealous.. once they are on the streets and see say 3 girls holding a bouquet of roses.. they would also feel that they want it too&#8230; :eek1 still I am willing to buy my princess roses.. not because she is ugly and need the roses to beautify herself.. but because i have <b>NEVER<\/b> bought flowers for her for vday before and this year will be different..   :tongue1<\/p>\n<p>*Amanda&#8217;s latest entry lastline about me is skewed.. my thoughts of v-day are &#8220;v-day is over rated!! bloody hell!! I would have been all alone without my dearest.. I should buy some of the flowers as a way to show my undying love for her :tongue1&#8221; *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does all guys have problems finding gifts for their girlfriends? I have finally formulaise the problem that I am facing into a general scenerio for all guys&#8230; 1) IF Girlfriend is rich goto step (2) ELSE goto step (3) 2) IF Girlfriend is practical goto step (5) ELSE goto step (4) 3) YOU ARE IN&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/?p=53\">Read more.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fakedevil.6eptember.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}